Monday, April 6, 2015

If BJP is largest party then I am Don Bradman

In a country like India, people talk with customer care girl for hours for passing the time, so what is the big deal if around 90 million members joined BJP by giving a miss call. If BJP still takes lot of pride in this then my entire sympathy is with Amit Shah & Co. Nevertheless, BJP has already admitted that no one would like to waste even a rupee by calling saffron party as a result of which they launched miss call campaign.

BJP's innocence on miss call member drive is not less than that guy who thinks that girl likes him as she liked his facebook status. The another significant factor which can also be ignored is that Advani ji and Joshi ji might have given plenty of miss calls by trying to contact Shah-Modi from different-2 contact numbers so that they receive call of these two veterans by seeing the unknown number.

Still confused? Ok, then try to understand in this way that huge number of telephone calls which Kejriwal didn't receive in recent past, had they started treating every such caller as their party worker, total figure of AAP workers would have crossed China's population.




If BJP is largest party on the basis of missed calls then I would urge ICC to declare me the greatest batsman than Don Bradman by considering number of runs I scored inside my house.So what, if my house boundary is too small due to which my bat hit the bowler's face in his follow through when I play any shot.

In fact, sir Ravindra Jadeja can also become number one batsman in ICC ranking if he start appealing to his fans for miss calls. ICC should start considering 10 missed calls = 100 ranking points.


[Note: Article was originally published in hindi in dainik hindustan, I have just translated it]

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