10 funny and logical facts indicating Congress victory

10 funny and logical facts which are predicting UPA  3

1.	In 2009 also, lok sabha results came on 16th May and Advani ji became PM in waiting. Now, same thing is going to happen with Modi after 5 years on 16th May 2014.
2.	In 2004, it was India shinning and now it’s Modi shinning everywhere in media. BJP will bite the dust once again.
3.	BJP spent lot of money in 2004 campaign and now they have wasted 10000 cr rupess of Ambani and Adani. May god give some strength to both these industrialists after BJP’s humiliating defeat on 16th May.
4.	They have allotted cabinets in 2004 and 2009 as well and did not learn from their mistakes in 2014 as well.
5.	Exit Polls predicted BJP win in 2004 and 2009 as well but saffron can win in Exit Polls only, they can’t win actual elections.

6.	BJP workers have already made an order of 30000 kg laddus. They did same in 2012 Delhi assembly polls also but their party failed to form government in India’s capital despite becoming single largest party.
7.	Modi himself admitted that Telangana results are the reflection of 16th May. This is what we call in hindi – “juban pe saraswati sawar hona”. In 2009, BJP’s Vijay Goyal said that BJP ko delhi se puri tarha saaf kar do and Delhi voters didn’t disappoint him.
8.	Body language tells you lot. If Rahul Gandhi is looking extremely confidence then on the other hand, Modi is looking hell scared and nervous even played caste card but it has totally backfired him.
9.	Congress internal survey predicted 193 seats for UPA and Congress has good team of psephologists, they were spot on in 2009 as well. While, RSS internal survey just predicting 170 seats for BJP.
10.	Jiski Mandi, uska Desh. Yes, whoever win Mandi, rules the centre and Congress is way ahead in Mandi.